I’ll give a little allegory of my humble and modest self.

I've been told I'm bad, a sweet talker, a distraction, and a pretty boy.

I always have an ace up my sleeve. Adults and children trust me. I know where every food item is at the store. I'm A Genious With A Headache.

I have conducted numerous covert operations for the CIA. One day while I was vacationing in Peru I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists that had seized a small fruit cart.

The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.

I tell people "I try" but actually I don't...It just comes naturally. If I tell you I am good you'll think I'm boasting but if I tell you I am no good you'll know I'm lying. About a week ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down and now I’m looking for it again...

One Day I Will Disappear And No One Will Know.