This has been a difficult topic to answer, and only after putting many years of thought into it will one formulate a somewhat satisfactory answer to "tell me about yourself". I have spent those years in deep thought in reflection of who I am. 2 years of meditation later, I have found my answer.

I am a MONEY MACHINE.

Yes, a money machine. One who's life purpose is to strike rich and fatten my own greedy pocket. In the ominous words of many environmentalists, "it's all about the Green." And being a humanitarian that I am, I too am all about the green, money green that is!

My name is GiveMeMoney, pleasure to meet you!