Moooooog is the undisputed worldwide authority on issues that affect short, middle-aged, undersexed men who happen to live at his exact street address. He is the father of two small children who are slowly crushing his sanity into tiny pieces that they won't pick up and leave on the floor for the dog to eat like everything else they play with. He is a weightlifter with chicken legs, a Harley guy with bad balance, and an architect who can't hang a picture without causing small fires. He believes in God because, honestly, this all has to be a joke...right?