I'm just like my profile avatar looks: prim, proper, uber-organized, but see that glint in my eye and that whimsical hat? There's a toxic tad of zany humor in that head. I'm not afraid to be old-fashioned. I can quote from the Bible or Alexander Hamilton, but look out I love blonde jokes, debating politics, discussing demographics, and am armed with an arsenal of logic and vocabulary skills.

On a personal note, I'm a homeschooling mom of four, trying to juggle a blossoming free-lance writing career, a self-generated "backyard tourism" website, and renovate our 1855 house in Upstate New York on the side.