I would love to tell you all kinds of wonderful things about me. My international Jet Set life. My perfect boyfriend. That I am a renowned artist. I would be lying though.

Unfortunately I am currently a 30 year-old divorcee who is living with her mother in a double-wide trailer. Did I mention that I am currently unemployed as well? Look at what a catch I am boys!

Hopefully this will all be changing soon. Well, except for the divorcee part.