I'm a 5 feet 9 exotic beauty with never ending legs. I have the body that is the envy of most women (and also the reason why plastic surgery is still very popular). I have never needed to work out because I'm just born with this to-die-for body.

Don't tell me you believe that. Coz really that's just sad. If that were true, I'd be strutting my money-making legs on the catwalk and be on covers of countless magazines instead of sitting in front of the pc every night.

But I'm cool with that. Blogging makes me happy. Telling stories my way in my own sense of humor makes me happy. And making people laugh gets me high, even if they're laughing AT me instead of with me.