2007 Bloggers Choice Awards Winner–Most Passionate Fan Base–The Tygrrrr Express

The Tygrrrr Express is me. I like Politics, the National Football League, 80s hard rock music, the stock market, and red meat. Blogging is a shameless ploy to get what I really want, which is to impregnate a hot republican Jewish brunette. There will be a ceremony several months beforehand since my parents are NRA members. Society will benefit if my kids end up with her loveliness and my last name.

The only political issue more important than killing taxes is killing terrorists. I do not sing Kumbaya with Islamofacists or leftists. Scorched Earth is my approach, with the grace and subtlety of a battering ram. 9/11 fuels my emotions every day. Civilization must defeat barbarism, and my generation is up the challenge. We will win the War on Terror, because we are Americans.

eric