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415 Words : Posted 11.06.09

<a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/"></a><br />Welcome back my fellow friends!<br />It's a Friday and we all know what that means, right ?<br />It's time to say "Fuck you" to the world or whatever else pissed you off for the week.<br />We had a great turn out last week with some awesome rants. I'm hoping this week's will ROCK just as well.....<br /><br />If you're new here, (welcome) the point of the game is quite simple.<br />You give me your biggest rant for the the week. At my place, anything goes so don't hold back. The key point, is to make sure you put the word " fuck" in it somewhere.<br />The winner will be announced on Sunday and will be awarded the all mighty "Eff You" award.. oh lucky you :)<br />Have fun and let herrrrr rippppppp !!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Have fun guys and let her rip ..........<br /><br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/2008/05/5608-parents-that-i-cant-stand-series_06.html"><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. </span></b></a><br /><br /><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Wwwmomscrazylifecom"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt" height="26" alt="" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~fc/Wwwmomscrazylifecom?bg=0099CC&amp;fg=660099&amp;anim=0" width="88" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="crazydani";</script><br /><a id="data:post.url" onmouseover="'return" onclick="return addthis_sendto()" onmouseout="addthis_close()" href="http://draft.blogger.com/" name="data:post.title"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px" height="16" alt="Bookmark and Share" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js" type="text/javascript"></script><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3486788740292133228-5610145312447180538?l=www.momscrazylife.com'/></div>

284 Words : Posted 11.02.09

Tip:<br />Don't eat fucking skittles when you've got a nasty cavity.<br />Oh the pain !!!!!!!<br /><br /><br />Now for the tit:<br /><img alt="http://files.shroomery.org/files/09-20/243251772-ugly-tits2.jpg" src="http://files.shroomery.org/files/09-20/243251772-ugly-tits2.jpg" /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/2008/05/5608-parents-that-i-cant-stand-series_06.html"><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. </span></b></a><p></p><br /><p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Wwwmomscrazylifecom"><img style="border: 0pt none ;" alt="" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~fc/Wwwmomscrazylifecom?bg=0099CC&amp;fg=660099&amp;anim=0" height="26" width="88" /></a></p><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="crazyda</script><br /><a name="data:post.title" id="data:post.url" onmouseover="'return" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onclick="return addthis_sendto()"><img src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" alt="Bookmark and Share" style="border: 0pt none ;" height="16" width="125" /></a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3486788740292133228-5068084423281310041?l=www.momscrazylife.com'/></div>

464 Words : Posted 11.01.09

<img style="width: 197px; height: 372px;" src="http://f805.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1_27036369_ADxIv9EAAMFdSu3LvAzUnFAY3Hk&amp;pid=2&amp;fid=Inbox&amp;inline=1" /><br /><br /><br /><br />And so the Hallow hell is over.<br />My feet hurt and there's fake blood everywhere in my house. If you walked in at this very moment, you would swear that you were a witness to a murder scene.<br /><br />If there's one indicator to a shitty economy, it's that of Halloween night.<br />I swear out of a block of houses, maybe 4 of them were offering candy. And instead of seeing the cute fluffy costumes, you were seeing homemade hobo's and hookers.<br />And trust me when I say there was a shit load of hookers.<br /><br />The day I ever let my daughter out of the house the way some of these girls were dressed. OMG!!<br />Where the fuck are these parents ?<br />Another pet peeve I have ?<br />Those fat obese mother fuckers that insist on driving their fat obese fucking kids to each and every house, instead of burning off the Big Mac value meal that they just ate for a snack..<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/2008/05/5608-parents-that-i-cant-stand-series_06.html"><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. </span></b></a><p></p><br /><p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Wwwmomscrazylifecom"><img style="border: 0pt none ;" alt="" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~fc/Wwwmomscrazylifecom?bg=0099CC&amp;fg=660099&amp;anim=0" height="26" width="88" /></a></p><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="crazydani";</script><br /><a name="data:post.title" id="data:post.url" onmouseover="'return" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onclick="return addthis_sendto()"><img src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" alt="Bookmark and Share" style="border: 0pt none ;" height="16" width="125" /></a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3486788740292133228-5394456539672391010?l=www.momscrazylife.com'/></div>

511 Words : Posted 10.28.09

Oh the things some people must endure.<br />I work the night shift all week long. My shift usually ends up being 10-15 hours long a day. ( I know , it sucks but it pays the bills ).<br /><br />Anyway, I came home this morning to strip off the uniform.<br />Shirt off, then pants as well as...( out wait, this isn't porn huh ?)<br />Anyway, I got to the point of shoes and then socks and to my surprise I discovered this:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZKktoEK3SC8/SujIq7KWFrI/AAAAAAAAARg/KuzkPQmBFo8/s1600-h/photo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 198px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZKktoEK3SC8/SujIq7KWFrI/AAAAAAAAARg/KuzkPQmBFo8/s320/photo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397784793164682930" border="0" /></a>Yes, that's a fucking smiley face on the bottom of my foot.<br /><br />The whole catch to this funny incident, is that I'm not quite sure when it was done.<br />I mean, I take multiple showers a day and I'm almost positive that it wasn't there before I went into work.<br />Hmmmmm, I'm thinking that it must have been the foot monster, or that I fell asleep at work and someone had the honors of a sharpie with me.<br /> ( Sssshhhhh, don't tell my boss)<br />I tried to scrub it off multiple times, but it hasn't even faded.<br /><br />I guess some people may have secrets under their uniforms. Pretty panties, lingerie and even " play toys".<br />Oh no, my fucking secret is a retarded ass smiley face on the bottom of my foot that will take months before it's gone !!!<br />Great !!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/2008/05/5608-parents-that-i-cant-stand-series_06.html"><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. </span></b></a><p></p><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="crazydan</script><br /><a name="data:post.title" id="data:post.url" onmouseover="'return" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onclick="return addthis_sendto()"><img src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" alt="Bookmark and Share" style="border: 0pt none ;" height="16" width="125" /></a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3486788740292133228-680217230870335082?l=www.momscrazylife.com'/></div>

401 Words : Posted 10.26.09

Tip:<br />Don't tell someone to go fuck themselves and expect to text them 10 minutes later with a request.<br />How retarded can one be ?<br /><br />Now for the Tit !<br /><br /><a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://imagenes.yonkis.com/711200331840.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://peachyforum.com/forums/p/195346/555569.aspx&amp;usg=__66xwBKeDRE9AD9CBTM-t8sJ2EI8=&amp;h=469&amp;w=689&amp;sz=34&amp;hl=en&amp;start=5&amp;sig2=woXGPDz5i53bX5JMMefBzg&amp;um=1&amp;tbnid=iDpsXF_uDia0rM:&amp;tbnh=95&amp;tbnw=139&amp;prev=/images?q=ugly+tit&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&um=1&amp;ei=xP_lSt8mltSVB6z0iegK"><img style="border: 1px solid ;" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:iDpsXF_uDia0rM:http://imagenes.yonkis.com/711200331840.jpg" height="95" width="139" /></a><br /><br />Ummmmm wtf ?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/2008/05/5608-parents-that-i-cant-stand-series_06.html"><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. </span></b></a><p></p><br /><p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Wwwmomscrazylifecom"><img style="border: 0pt none ;" alt="" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~fc/Wwwmomscrazylifecom?bg=0099CC&amp;fg=660099&amp;anim=0" height="26" width="88" /></a></p><div><script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="crazydani";</script><br /><a name="data:post.title" id="data:post.url" onmouseover="'return" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onclick="return addthis_sendto()"><img src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" alt="Bookmark and Share" style="border: 0pt none ;" height="16" width="125" /></a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3486788740292133228-1066908893356828548?l=www.momscrazylife.com'/></div>

932 Words : Posted 10.24.09

<a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/"> <img alt="From Dani C." height="150" id="Image10_img" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J3FUkn9h2fs/SetJa3aDM7I/AAAAAAAAA1Q/wsyI5kLVqgs/s160/effyou.png" width="150" /></a><br />
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Ok, so I have to say that I missed my rants,but you guys made up for it.<br />
This week's winner you asked ?<br />
Now, while they were all great, we actually have a tie.<br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Mr. <a href="http://organicmeatbag.blogspot.com/">Organicmeatbag&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</a></span><br />
and his death wish with Jon and Kate.<br />
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"Fuck you Jon and Kate, and fuck your 8 as well! It is amazing in the first place that some fucking TV executive schmuck took pity on you just because Jon had mutant sperm that churned out eight future welfare babies that MY fucking tax money will have to pay for, and so he gave you a fucking TV show... <br />
Apparently, nobody screened the parents, because they are the two most fucking loathsome people that this planet has ever been blighted with...so now, not only do you have a TV show, but I see your fucking faces on newspapers, tabloid rags, talk shows, the internet, and I may well pull down my fucking pants to take a shit, look in the toilet when I'm done, and find one of you motherfuckers riding my turd like a boogie board...<br />
At least, that's what I think you SHOULD be doing...ride my fucking turd, surf the blue water for a while, then do us all a favor and take a nap on the nearest railroad tracks you can find, because that 9:15 train will be by soon, and I can't wait until it choo-choo-choo's it's way over your disgusting carcasses!!!<br />
THE FUCKING END!!<br />
P.S: Thank you, I feel a lot fucking better now!"<br />
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&nbsp;Our second winner is <span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://howmuchmorecanthismantake.blogspot.com/">sn2baxed4u </a></span><br />
with his rant about his ex that completely sounds like a douche bag.&nbsp; I can't seem to get a hold of him to inform him of the win, but I must admit I do enjoy staring at his picture. Damn he's hot !! Too bad hi ex douche let him go !!<br />
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"First of all i want to say to the soon-2-b-ex fucking cunt, if in ANY way you fucking got a hold of this and are fucking reading this,then ******, FUCK YOU, i should have fucking realized after 9 fucking years of fucking putting up with your fucking ass whining, fucking complaining,fucking blabbing, fucking gossiping, fucking public temper tantrums, that i fucking should have fucking realized years ago that, to fucking sum it up in the plainest of fucking ass english, that we just don't fucking belong together and were never fucking meant to be together ******, i should have fucking known that when we fucking argued at our pre kana conference with the priest before we fucking said those words i so fucking regret ever fucking saying to you!! So here's to you, you fucking cunt, for making the last 9 years of my life the most fucking worst fucking years yet, fucking thanks for all the fucking lies you fucking said about me and my family, for my fucking dear it WILL fucking come back to you in the fucking worst way possible, what fucking goes around fucking comes around, so fucking remember that as you fucking journey through your fucking new fucking life ******, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!! <br />
Man do i fucking feel better!!!!!!!"<br />
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Until next Friday guys !!! Can't wait ! <br />
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496 Words : Posted 10.23.09

<a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ivygateblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/fuck_you-1.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.ivygateblog.com/tag/wall-street/&amp;usg=__zP3-Qr-24Tzd_gMGclZgr6sZDfc=&amp;h=288&amp;w=288&amp;sz=16&amp;hl=en&amp;start=3&amp;sig2=6D33s6uu5M6uIlPqoYCmrQ&amp;um=1&amp;tbnid=QpGLARd36j812M:&amp;tbnh=115&amp;tbnw=115&amp;prev=/images?q=fuck+you&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&um=1&amp;ei=5jnhSpbSKcWW8AabwPmjDQ"><img style="border: 1px solid ; width: 163px; height: 158px;" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:QpGLARd36j812M:http://www.ivygateblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/fuck_you-1.jpg" /></a><br /><br />So I figured, what a better way to come back into blogging then to EXPLODE with my "fuck You Friday" huh?<br /><br />The name of the game::<br /><br />To give me your best rant, it could be about anything. No holds bar here my friends !!<br />The catch ?<br />You have to use the word "Fuck" in your rant..<br /><br />Enjoy and have fun !!!!<br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/"> <img alt="From Dani C." id="Image10_img" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J3FUkn9h2fs/SetJa3aDM7I/AAAAAAAAA1Q/wsyI5kLVqgs/s160/effyou.png" height="150" width="150" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/2008/05/5608-parents-that-i-cant-stand-series_06.html"><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. </span></b></a><p></p><br /><p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Wwwmomscrazylifecom"><img style="border: 0pt none ;" alt="" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~fc/Wwwmomscrazylifecom?bg=0099CC&amp;fg=660099&amp;anim=0" height="26" width="88" /></a></p><!-- AddThis Button BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="crazyd</script><br /><a name="data:post.title" id="data:post.url" onmouseover="'return" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onclick="return addthis_sendto()"><img src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" alt="Bookmark and Share" style="border: 0pt none ;" height="16" width="125" /></a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3486788740292133228-7502476063405403622?l=www.momscrazylife.com'/></div>

408 Words : Posted 10.19.09

Dear crazy Mom blog,<br />
I just wanted to write to say how much I like thee.<br />
You were there for my dark times and my good. My crazy times and the times I needed to fucking swear pretty bad. <br />
Blog, you are my little place in this world. A piece of the internet world all of my own. A place of serenity and quietness. A place for my stupid dumb thoughts.<br />
Because of you , my dear friend, I have had the honors of meeting some really cool ass people in the internet world. And that I'll be forever grateful for.<br />
I haven't had the guts to get rid of you, for you've been such a loyal friend.<br />
So on that note, I have plans of getting you up and going again.<br />
Thank you my crazy ass readers...<br />
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283 Words : Posted 09.27.09

Oh shit, I kind of sorta exist even though I forget sometimes.<br />
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364 Words : Posted 09.18.09

Alright, so I'm doing my part ...kind of...<br />
In place of regular dishes ( because they don't exist in my house), we have taken to recycling Chinese food containers.<br />
Because all of my dishes have been broken or destroyed, and because I refuse to cook a well balanced meal, we order Chinese food all of the time.<br />
I have learned that these cool ass plastic containers can also double as Tupper ware, plate ware, dog dishes etc.<br />
That is all that is currently in my cabinets.<br />
See, so noone can't say that I don't recycle and reuse...right? <br />
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477 Words : Posted 09.15.09

<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZKktoEK3SC8/SrA1Zm_ozlI/AAAAAAAAARY/nQ7awRyWENc/s1600-h/tampon"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZKktoEK3SC8/SrA1Zm_ozlI/AAAAAAAAARY/nQ7awRyWENc/s320/tampon" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381860268788207186" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />After working all night long at the hospital. I had finally fallen asleep around 10 am or so.<br />Boy, do I love sleep.<br />I was enjoying an awesome dream which constituted a beach with a mixed drink, when all of a sudden I feel this THUMP.<br />THUMP<br />THUMP THUMP<br />THUMP<br />On top of my head.<br />WTF I thought as I opened up my eyes.<br /><br />Here was my little guy thumping me on top of my head with a tampon.<br />Yes, a fucking tampon.<br />Not a used one for that would just be fucking nasty.<br />No, this tampon evidently was a free sample that came in the mail.<br />Yay a Christmas present !!!<br /><br />He swore it was a yo yo and was almost impossible to take it from him.<br />Ahhhhhh<br />The simple things sometimes aye ?<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/2008/05/5608-parents-that-i-cant-stand-series_06.html"><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. </span></b></a><p></p><br /><p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Wwwmomscrazylifecom"><img style="border: 0pt none ;" alt="" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~fc/Wwwmomscrazylifecom?bg=0099CC&amp;fg=660099&amp;anim=0" height="26" width="88" /></a></p><div><script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="crazydani";</script><br /><a name="data:post.title" id="data:post.url" onmouseover="'return" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onclick="return addthis_sendto()"><img src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" alt="Bookmark and Share" style="border: 0pt none ;" height="16" width="125" /></a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3486788740292133228-1262044820841881417?l=www.momscrazylife.com'/></div>

534 Words : Posted 09.13.09

<span id="fullpost"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZKktoEK3SC8/SqWbpFs0urI/AAAAAAAAARA/ttLDMAihI5A/s1600-h/IMG_0287.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 199px; height: 272px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZKktoEK3SC8/SqWbpFs0urI/AAAAAAAAARA/ttLDMAihI5A/s320/IMG_0287.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5378876460171049650" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Have you ever had one of those moments where the wind blows just right, and suddenly everything makes sense?<br />I had one of the moments recently.<br />You see, over the past 6 months or so my life has changed quite dramatically. My role in life has changed. My carefree flow in the world hasn't been quite so carefree any longer.<br />I found myself questioning my strength, my abilities as well as capabilities. My purpose here in the world ? My definition of sorts.<br />I found myself trying to break free from something that wasn't detaining me. The only thing, was myself.<br />I found myself conforming to invisible rules instead of making up my own. Going through the motions instead of enjoying them.<br />A constant state of battle with myself, suddenly blew away with that same breeze that hit me in the first place.<br />Why fret ?<br />Why all of a sudden worry about things that you have never thought about before ?<br />It will all work out the same way that it has always worked out before. This I'm confident of.<br />There's only one life in this life to live. Only one time to do it and to do it right. Not by anyone else's definition, but your own.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/2008/05/5608-parents-that-i-cant-stand-series_06.html"><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. </span></b></a><br /><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Wwwmomscrazylifecom"><img alt="" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~fc/Wwwmomscrazylifecom?bg=0099CC&amp;fg=660099&amp;anim=0" style="border: 0pt none ;" height="26" width="88" /></a><br /><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="crazydani";</script><br /><a id="data:post.url" name="data:post.title" href="http://draft.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=3486788740292133228" onclick="return addthis_sendto()" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onmouseover="'return"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0pt none ;" height="16" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js" type="text/javascript"></script></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3486788740292133228-552308399622250494?l=www.momscrazylife.com'/></div>

422 Words : Posted 09.10.09

If there's one thing that I can't stand the most, it's shady ass people.<br />What's a " shady ass person" you ask ?<br />I'll give you Dani's version of shady..You ready ?<br />Shady is when one tries to befriend you and then talks shit about you to someone else. Yes, I'm sure you know someone like this.<br /><br />Shady is when your "wannabe" friend, friends you at their leisure. You know, when you can carry a days conversation on the phone and when seen in person the following day, they pretend they have no idea who are !!!<br /><br />Shady is when they blow their ego's into phenominal proportions.. You know, dumb shit they make up.<br /><br />Shady is when one tries to play as if they're significantly smarter than you, even though you've been onto their game a long ass time ago. Why is it these mofo's think they're so damned smart ? If they only had half a clue, huh ?<br /><br />Like I've said in previous posts. " I make my own best friend, mother fucker !"<br /><br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/2008/05/5608-parents-that-i-cant-stand-series_06.html"><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. </span></b></a><p></p><br /><p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Wwwmomscrazylifecom"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0pt; BORDER-TOP: 0pt; BORDER-LEFT: 0pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0pt" height="26" alt="" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~fc/Wwwmomscrazylifecom?bg=0099CC&amp;fg=660099&amp;anim=0" width="88" /></a><br /><a id="data:post.url" onmouseover="'return" onclick="return addthis_sendto()" onmouseout="addthis_close()" name="data:post.title"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px" height="16" alt="Bookmark and Share" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js" type="text/javascript"></script><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3486788740292133228-6238465842621773845?l=www.momscrazylife.com'/></div>

486 Words : Posted 09.04.09

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397 Words : Posted 09.01.09

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273 Words : Posted 08.30.09

I'm trying to keep this thing alive !!!<br />
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247 Words : Posted 08.25.09

There's really nothing to put after the title, because I really don't know shit anymore !!<br />
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<b><span style="font-size:85%;"> This is the first time in a long time , that I'm speechless..</span></b><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PtMRddAIHx0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PtMRddAIHx0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/2008/05/5608-parents-that-i-cant-stand-series_06.html"><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. </span></b></a><br /><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Wwwmomscrazylifecom"><img alt="" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~fc/Wwwmomscrazylifecom?bg=0099CC&amp;fg=660099&amp;anim=0" style="border: 0pt none ;" height="26" width="88" /></a><br /><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="crazydani";</script><br /><a id="data:post.url" name="data:post.title" href="http://draft.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=3486788740292133228" onclick="return addthis_sendto()" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onmouseover="'return"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0pt none ;" height="16" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js" type="text/javascript"></script></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3486788740292133228-8466876661893065886?l=www.momscrazylife.com'/></div>

<a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/126/80/images/23107_lg.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/5392236/1994_rolling_stone_covers/photo/6/large/therollingstones&amp;usg=__KZStDmSO-tcXPco4VYBvcm_O8eU=&amp;h=400&amp;w=326&amp;sz=35&amp;hl=en&amp;start=21&amp;sig2=kUwaXY1DEZYDGZHG5WkKCQ&amp;um=1&amp;tbnid=AfhEklNUCDUfCM:&amp;tbnh=124&amp;tbnw=101&amp;prev=/images?q=anthony+kiedis&ndsp=20&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&start=20&um=1&amp;ei=pIFzSrLdHYKGmAelt6HKBg"><img style="border: 1px solid ;" src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:AfhEklNUCDUfCM:http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/126/80/images/23107_lg.jpg" height="124" width="101" /></a><br /><br /><br />Alright, so if you guys are anything like me and love to blast RHCP from you car stereo on occasion, they have announced the plannings of a new album.<br />I'm excited to hear the news, hence the reason for my announcement.<br />I feel as if I had grown up with them through out the years, even though they are significantly older than myself. They have hit every possible emotion in my fucked up brain.<br />Thanks Anthony !!<br />Their albums have progressed so much, each one a lil different and better than the last. Though their older stuff is what made them different to begin with ( I still enjoy their older stuff as well).<br /><br />So here's the news: According to Billboard.com, The Chili's are planning on recording this October.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"That's the plan," drummer and Chickenfoot member Chad Smith told Billboard.com. "Everybody was like, 'Y'know, I really like having this time off, not being a Chili Pepper and doing other things...' It'll be two years in September, so now we're ready. You can't force people to play when they don't want to play or aren't ready to play or whatever – not in our band, anyway.”</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/2008/05/5608-parents-that-i-cant-stand-series_06.html"><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. </span></b></a><p></p><br /><p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Wwwmomscrazylifecom"><img style="border: 0pt none ;" alt="" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~fc/Wwwmomscrazylifecom?bg=0099CC&amp;fg=660099&amp;anim=0" height="26" width="88" /></a></p><!-- AddThis Button BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="crazydan</script><br /><a name="data:post.title" id="data:post.url" onmouseover="'return" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onclick="return addthis_sendto()"><img src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" alt="Bookmark and Share" style="border: 0pt none ;" height="16" width="125" /></a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3486788740292133228-2278849523485462005?l=www.momscrazylife.com'/></div>

I am putting my own ad out for a photographer as well as a makeup artist. Preferably around the CT area. Any reccomendations would be great.<br />Thank you<br />Please feel free to leave a comment or email me at crazydani@sbcglobal.net<br /><br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/2008/05/5608-parents-that-i-cant-stand-series_06.html"><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. </span></b></a><p></p><br /><!-- AddThis Button BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="crazy</script><br /><a name="data:post.title" id="data:post.url" onmouseover="'return" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onclick="return addthis_sendto()"><img src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" alt="Bookmark and Share" style="border: 0pt none ;" width="125" height="16" /></a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3486788740292133228-491670556744015975?l=www.momscrazylife.com'/></div>

352 Words : Posted 07.27.09

I love my blog, I really do.<br />I'm just all out of material lately, and time.<br />If you guys want to see what else I've been doing check this out and feel free to nominate your own !!<br /><a href="http://queenmessesthingsup.blogspot.com/">The queens of mean.</a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LFlpM-G9GzQ/Sm3KvEPcs9I/AAAAAAAACMY/nGQ1MDuIawU/s1600-h/FOOO.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 110px; height: 118px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LFlpM-G9GzQ/Sm3KvEPcs9I/AAAAAAAACMY/nGQ1MDuIawU/s320/FOOO.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363165641209328594" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/2008/05/5608-parents-that-i-cant-stand-series_06.html"><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. </span></b></a><p></p><br /><p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Wwwmomscrazylifecom"><img style="border: 0pt none ;" alt="" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~fc/Wwwmomscrazylifecom?bg=0099CC&amp;fg=660099&amp;anim=0" height="26" width="88" /></a></p><div><script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="crazydani";</script><br /><a name="data:post.title" id="data:post.url" onmouseover="'return" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onclick="return addthis_sendto()"><img src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" alt="Bookmark and Share" style="border: 0pt none ;" height="16" width="125" /></a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3486788740292133228-2730178991710921563?l=www.momscrazylife.com'/></div>

305 Words : Posted 07.22.09

The tip :<br /><br />Don't forget to wash your hands after having a diarrhea episode.<br />It's not nice haveing shit on your hands !!!<br /><br /><br />Now for the tit !!<br /><br /><img style="cursor: -moz-zoom-in; width: 322px; height: 401px;" alt="http://www.panb.ru/2005-06/2005-06-22-biggest-tits.jpg" src="http://www.panb.ru/2005-06/2005-06-22-biggest-tits.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/2008/05/5608-parents-that-i-cant-stand-series_06.html"><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. </span></b></a><p></p><br /><p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Wwwmomscrazylifecom"><img style="border: 0pt none ;" alt="" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~fc/Wwwmomscrazylifecom?bg=0099CC&amp;fg=660099&amp;anim=0" height="26" width="88" /></a></p><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="crazydani</script><br /><a name="data:post.title" id="data:post.url" onmouseover="'return" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onclick="return addthis_sendto()"><img src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" alt="Bookmark and Share" style="border: 0pt none ;" height="16" width="125" /></a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3486788740292133228-679831377556929266?l=www.momscrazylife.com'/></div>

322 Words : Posted 07.20.09

The Queen from WTF as well as myself have now come up with the blogsphere's best answer !!<br />
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A blog completely dedicated to asshole bloggers, commenters, and twitters. and fucktards alike.<br />
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And this is where&nbsp; you guys come in.<br />
Submit an asshole blogger/twitter to us and we'll give them the rath of <a href="http://queenmessesthingsup.blogspot.com/">"THE QUEENS OF MEAN".</a><br />
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Can't wait to get started !!!!<br />
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290 Words : Posted 07.20.09

I hope all of you guys are enjoying your summer's.<br />Mine has been full of work and stupid ass amusement parks.<br />God, I hate those places.<br />They're seriously full of nasty ass people and kids pissing their pants.<br />The parks themselves emit a piss odor the second you set foot on them.<br />All well......<br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/2008/05/5608-parents-that-i-cant-stand-series_06.html"><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. </span></b></a><p></p><br /><p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Wwwmomscrazylifecom"><img style="border: 0pt none ;" alt="" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~fc/Wwwmomscrazylifecom?bg=0099CC&amp;fg=660099&amp;anim=0" height="26" width="88" /></a></p><div><script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="crazydani";</script><br /><a name="data:post.title" id="data:post.url" onmouseover="'return" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onclick="return addthis_sendto()"><img src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" alt="Bookmark and Share" style="border: 0pt none ;" height="16" width="125" /></a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3486788740292133228-3088597115989088681?l=www.momscrazylife.com'/></div>

379 Words : Posted 07.14.09

I have learned that most people you meet in your life will inevitably be an asshole to you at some point. <br /><br />That true compassion hardly exists.<br /><br />That being honest even though it's hurtful is helpful.<br /><br />That hatred is really left to sociopaths but disliking is completely normal.<br /><br />That telling one to go fuck themselves is a soulful neccesity... <br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.momscrazylife.com/2008/05/5608-parents-that-i-cant-stand-series_06.html"><b><span style="font-size:85%;">Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. </span></b></a><p></p><br /><p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Wwwmomscrazylifecom"><img style="border: 0pt none ;" alt="" width="88" src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~fc/Wwwmomscrazylifecom?bg=0099CC&amp;fg=660099&amp;anim=0" height="26" /></a></p><br /><br /><p><a href="http://www.feedburner.com/" target="_blank"><img alt="Powered by FeedBurner" style="border: 0pt none ;" src="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/images/pub/powered_by_fb.gif" /></a></p><br /><br /><!-- AddThis Button BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="crazydani";</script><br /><a name="data:post.title" id="data:post.url" onmouseover="return addthis_open(this, &quot;&quot;, this.id, this.name);" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onclick="return addthis_sendto()"><img src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" width="125" height="16" alt="Bookmark and Share" style="border:0" /></a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3486788740292133228-4427709418702876406?l=www.momscrazylife.com'/></div>