SomaCow Media is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by Rock for Hunger - It s a great cause, a great concert, and we hope you will avail yourselves of it... Listen, enjoy, and I will have some information on how you can help SomaCow make a whizbang holiday for some lucky family... Their rhetoric is fiery, but quickly runs out of substance and must be added to keep the action going... Choppy - These people are just plain to the QUICK, yo... Without regard for life or limb, they attack the problem head on, or rather, sidelong, as they wick away layer after layer in a clatter of metal and spark and sinew... But the F^%$ing thing is CHOPPED... Hey - Check out Greg Rollet s page - Dude has some real sense, especially when it comes to New Media and getting your band noticed in an ever wider talent stream!... … View Post »

Believe it or not, I ve never even seen the movie... We sit in our driveway with our bug repellant on (or fireplace lit depending on weather) and have a drink (unless pregnant or nursing) or two and hand out the candy... … View Post »

Today marks a turning point in our show... The host has been infiltrated by OPEC (allegedly) Operatives trying to dismantle out Gas will be one dollar per gallon by March of 2009 rumor... They forced her to call me at midnight (Geoff doesn t answer his phone - he just has Jen answer for him - so you can see the logic loop on her calling him after being kidnapped) to let me know she was being held hostage and that they were taking down our server... I received word this morning from our production staff (who worked tirelessly, actually, they have tires , their just really bald at the moment until they can get the production truck to a Tire Kingdom , through the night) that Jen was rescued... Go comment now and wish the man a happy birthday... … View Post »

A few months ago, my best friend was in the hospital... Actually he was at the birthing center, and then ended up at the hospital... His wife, one of my best friends, was on death s door... On that day, we were confronted by the universal flow of karmic spirituality of the nature of man or whatever the hell kind of mumbo jumbo in which you have a belief... A voice inside me said, Mickey, the universe is like a fat girl in a rocking chair ... She goes back and forth and creeks a lot with her chubby cleavage hanging out everywhere, but she always ends up right side up... They were blasting away telling us that gas would rise in price... We pronounced and announced on that day that we would start a rumor... … View Post »

Join us tomorrow evening for The Crabacalypse... For most people, the chance to throw your hands up in the air and declare, I WON!... is a rare thing... So, our big win this week, gas prices... … View Post »

- Snow Crab, piled to the rafters, for a low, low price... Significantly less death talk in this hour, which is good, it being a comedy show and all... Some of you have expressed interest in helping out the survivors of my brother s death... … View Post »

Few people lived as passionately, and went about their daily activities with as much zeal, as Tyson... He took to electronics from an early age, taking apart anything with screws to see how it worked ... His attention to detail and creative solutions earned him early recognition in school, and he was selected by the then Siemens Corp. to travel to Germany for further education... He sought to be a source of levity, enjoying humor in all forms... He was a prankster, and spent much of his time with others either laughing, or seeking to make them laugh... He brought light with him when he entered a room, sometimes in the form of his bountiful and seemingly endless smile, more often in the form of a halogen spotlight assembly, alternatively blinding others or lighting their way... He was equally at home deep in the woods, or in his own kitchen, always in motion, creating, crafting, cleaning, honing, shaping, modeling, and changing... He was a loving husband, brother, son, and friend... … View Post »

Yep, this hour (our finest), we had Orlando s own Drew Garabo in the studios... Drew used to host talk shows on terrestrial radio here in Orlando and for many of us, was a staple every night from 7 to 11... So this hour, we talked to Drew about the state of radio today... What is the next big thing?... And what is up with companies thinking that people who are listening to a talk show want to suddenly hear music?... Hybrids might work in a car but not in radio... Golf, football, basketball it s amazing what the guys actually know about sports... … View Post »

That was the last thing we heard as Geoff drifted off in to sleepy dream time finally... The man even tried The Very Best of Michael Bolton... Not that any of this is too personal to let you know about, it s just well Geoff fell asleep on top of the notebook with all of the notes in it... The book that Ross holds so sacred that he would take a bullet trying to protect it... Oh well for now, I am on my way... Cracker Barrel Robbery: $158 in UNC, Duke Gear the Ill-Gotten Gains [College Sports] USB-powered Animal Massager just might be a bit weird Do you think you could eat 12,000 calories a day?... … View Post »