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You know the night is going to be a hum dinger when it starts with " Wow who shit in your cheerios?"... is the first words out of his mouth when he walks through the door... I admit it, I was a bit snippy when he got home... I have had a long freaking day... A client held me hostage on the phone for 2 hours until support got their issues addressed... Because of my indentured servitude I missed the knowledge release for our new version today... Then Buttsafarting came home with a D on his Science quiz... Oh BTW did I mention I am taking my CAPM test on Friday... … View Post »
I ' ve been working out at the gym 2-3 days per week, minus the week I was sick... I really haven ' t noticed much difference in my body... I haven ' t weighed myself because lets face it, if I haven ' t lost any weight seeing it on the scale will send me to a full assault on the leftover Halloween candy... I do know one thing, I am not going to be using diet pills ... I have gone through a ton of sites reading why this pill or that is the one for me... … View Post »
It ' s that time of year when Wives, Girlfriends, Mother ' s and Daughter ' s are trying to figure out what to get the man in their life for Christmas... A pretty safe bet would be something golf related... Maybe a new putter, a new bag, or if you want to go big a whole new set of golf clubs everything you could want is on Ping ... I took a look at a golf site that is based out of Germany... I was not able to read most of the descriptions because they were in German but the photos gave me a really good idea about the equipment... … View Post »
Because I am sick to death of Thursday 13, I mean really who can come up with 13 things about socks?... I do not believe I have ever seen anyone run away that quickly in my life... Take him to school in your pajamas... Get out of the car and give him a big hug and sloppy kiss right in front of everyone... Ask them if they need any help caring their bags to the car only to find out that the wife kicked the husband out... So what random shit do you think people should know?... … View Post »
Right now with the job market the way it is people are looking for make a career change... Some are interested in a small business franchise ... This gives you the ability to be your own boss and set your own hours... … View Post »
When we bought our house 2 yrs ago the first thing my husband did was run CAT 5 wiring through out the whole house... He set the rack up in the laundry room with the Linksys router so that it would be out of the way and he would not have to listen to me complain... In our old house it was all set up in the dining room/office and it drove me batty... … View Post »
I admit it about 75% of the time I tune my husband out... The man tends to rattle on about the most obscure shit and my brain begins it ' s self protection by tuning him out... "well that really sucks" "that is totally cool" This seems to give him the impression that I am actually listening... I agreed to something during my " uh huh OK" phase and my husband now has a 36 inch penile extension that takes us residence in our living room... … View Post »
I just spent a lovely hour and a half in the library of my old school... The sad thing about it, the freaking place looks EXACTLY the same... As I sat there and listened to the presentation about why I should send my child to their school, I was struck by the fact that 24 yrs ago my mother and father sat in those very same seats contimplating the samething I was... I wonder if they were shaking in the boots at the prospect of sending their baby off into the big bad world of high school?... Good times good times... It is hard to imagine that soon my baby boy will be entering the same hallowed halls that I walked for four amazing years... He will sit in the very same classrooms where I learned about that math was not my strong suit... You can sleep while sitting up and most important of all this is a time in your life that you will look back on fondly, with a slice of regret... … View Post »
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This process took 4 hours... and went to bed in hopes the Pumpkin Carving Fairy would swoop in and save the day... … View Post »
I have debated it enough with family, friends and on Ivilage... But in case you did not get the memo........... … View Post »
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